I got home from work and I’m sitting in the living room with my parents. “wheres the dogs” my dad says. I dont know. I just got home and I haven’t been home since after school. My dad goes downstairs and the dogs are in my room. with the door shut. and my room is destroyed. but yet, they claim they didn’t open my door once tonight. oh, right, because i forgot our dogs have hands and can open my bedroom door and shut it. i haven’t been home, how the fuck did i do it?